hello jello yellow fellow

(background:WWE rumbling introduction soundtrack) Weighing 663267628r762 pounds, coming from d mean down under, introducing Murdoch University!!

we as ORD-ed personnels, we rmbred d times where we got 7 mins turn out in Full Battle Order, or sometimes the v dreaded 2 or 4 NTM or even on alert mode from yr reservist unit. In order to erase all these f up last min notice to disrupt our happening and beautiful, not t mention exciting life, I have decided to give you guys an exactly 8 days worth of notice, ample time to plan and think yr personal schedule, SO THAT YOU PEEPS CAN BE THERE FOR THE MURDOCH UNI-SIM FRIENDLY GAME.

Details:
Where d f are we playing? NUS Field 2.
When r we playing? 9 July, Friday @ 1900hrs
Attire? Pls bring along yr Red Nike Jersey plus your SUNig black Jersey, socks, SHIN PAD

FAQ:
Q: Hi, i just signed up for the SIM soccer trials. Will I be eligible to play against the socceroos?
A: Hey dude, im sorry before tt u have t attend d trials. You can come down to see how the team fare n to knw d players AND if u have got any girl friends, please feel free to ask them to come along for the match. Admission is free n the SIM soccer team is a very friendly bunch of dudes.
Q: Where is NUS Field 2!
A: Apparently bro, hmm im not too sure either but u cant get lost in SG right.
Q: Any after game part-eh?!?!
A: As the prestigous Team SIM Soccer 'Club', we alws have shit up our sleeves. be it win, lose or draw, we place 'team spirit' and 'brotherhood among players' as d most impt aspect t achieve success. Further details will be provided, jst stay with us.

till then, chao outside M*****F*****!

Darren